By: The editorial staff.

After a year-long hiatus, this vital news site is back on line! The Obama administration had tried to shut us and our truthiness down, and almost succeeded! In spite of severe personal cost, like selling the entire staff CD and DVD collection, and giving up booze for a year, we have finally been able to get back in the game! We have moved our publishing facilities to Russia. Due to the recent hyper inflation of the Ruble and the properties of foreign exchange rates, the money made off our little firesale has enabled us to buy a nice mansion in the hills and three newspaper outlets! Despite our meager amount of funds and value in the US market, we are thriving here! And the Russian Government has assured us that we will have a free hand to write whatever we want… And we LOVE Vladimir Putin so SOOOOO Much!!!!!

Take THAT Mr. Obama!!!!

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