REVEALED! YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH SANTA GETS PAID!!!!!!!!!



They say that the best things in life are free, but if you don’t pay, then you don’t eat!

Well, due to his size, we know that Santa Claus eats a lot, and it has finally been revealed how much he makes to be able to afford all that food.

His pay is $139,924 annually.

That is more than many of the clients he serves, including Petroleum Engineers, at $132,000, Air Control Managers, who Mr. Claus often relies on, at $121,000, and of Podiatrists, who earn $112,00. Surprisingly, his pay is even higher than that most foul of professions, being a lawyer, who not only earn an average of $114,000 a year, but also often get coal in their stockings, complements of Mr. Claus.

It must be noted however that Santa Claus’s pay is quite a bit less than that of the average Congressman, who start at $174,000. Of course, this discrepancy may be justified, as the U.S. Congress is known for giving away far more every year than Santa has ever dreamed in his 193 year life.

Original Story Here.


One Comment to “REVEALED! YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH SANTA GETS PAID!!!!!!!!!”

Leave a Reply