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		<title>Comment on Madison Detached Hand Mystery&#8230;.. Solved? by alterednews</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Baffled&quot;... Fixed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Baffled&#8221;&#8230; Fixed</p>
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		<title>Comment on Madison Detached Hand Mystery&#8230;.. Solved? by EMF</title>
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		<dc:creator>EMF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, the police are &quot;baffle&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, the police are &#8220;baffle&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Madison Detached Hand Mystery&#8230;.. Solved? by TRO</title>
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		<dc:creator>TRO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You grab a hand, we take a hand.&quot; ~ little known Althouse Family Motto</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You grab a hand, we take a hand.&#8221; ~ little known Althouse Family Motto</p>
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		<title>Comment on Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035 by alterednews</title>
		<link>http://alterednews.com/2010/03/birds-shrinking-due-to-global-warming-will-dissapear-by-2035/comment-page-1/#comment-39</link>
		<dc:creator>alterednews</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe the data servers have also been shown to have shrunk in size over the last 30 years, yet another consequence of global warming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe the data servers have also been shown to have shrunk in size over the last 30 years, yet another consequence of global warming.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035 by ty mcd</title>
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		<dc:creator>ty mcd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently an email exchange between several of the worlds top ornithologist&#039;s was leaked to the press and has many &quot;anti-shrinkers&quot; crying foul. The emails suggest that some data may have been suppressed to give the shrinkage theory a boost. 

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently an email exchange between several of the worlds top ornithologist&#8217;s was leaked to the press and has many &#8220;anti-shrinkers&#8221; crying foul. The emails suggest that some data may have been suppressed to give the shrinkage theory a boost. </p>
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		<title>Comment on Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035 by Jackarse for reading this Garbage</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackarse for reading this Garbage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 18:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What pure nonsense.  Populations of wild animals are soaring because people use to hunt birds and animals in America.

Now with so many animals eating up the food supply, it makes sense that animals would become smaller.  As there is less to eat and they have to work harder to find it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What pure nonsense.  Populations of wild animals are soaring because people use to hunt birds and animals in America.</p>
<p>Now with so many animals eating up the food supply, it makes sense that animals would become smaller.  As there is less to eat and they have to work harder to find it.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Global Warming Causes Monkeys To Hate Squirrels (for good reason). by GayPatriot &#187; Is there anything global warming can&#8217;t do?</title>
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		<dc:creator>GayPatriot &#187; Is there anything global warming can&#8217;t do?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Global Warming Causes Monkeys To Hate Squirrels (for good reason). [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035 by Global Warming Causes Monkeys To Hate Squirrels (for good reason). &#124; AlteredNews.Com</title>
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		<dc:creator>Global Warming Causes Monkeys To Hate Squirrels (for good reason). &#124; AlteredNews.Com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] raptors glide and swoop much like the flying squirrels. But not only are the once mighty raptors getting smaller, but the flying squirrels are getting more aggressive. In fact new research shows that the entire [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] raptors glide and swoop much like the flying squirrels. But not only are the once mighty raptors getting smaller, but the flying squirrels are getting more aggressive. In fact new research shows that the entire [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035 by Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WTF?? You guys are jokeing ring? Global warming is causing birds to shrink?? LOL</description>
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